marowakingoff:

pick up line: do you like pasta


jetgreguar:

everydayedward:

anatomintheuniverse:

knowledgethroughscience:

Mount Etna blows a smoke ring during volcanic eruptions.

mt etna is my bro

In preparation for 420calypse

blaze it nature 

the-king-of-butts:

how did i even live with the reblog button at the top of the post

(Source: thekingofbooty)


(Source: truthfacts.com)

*thinks about responsibilities* 
*shrugs* 
*masturbates*

(Source: basedgosh)

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

I like beginnings because they’re so full of promise. The first page of a book, the first day of a job, the first time you buy yourself flowers, the first date with a new man, the first touch, the first kiss, the first kick of a good liquor, the first moment you hold your own baby. I like beginnings because I know there’s always more to come.
Shyma Perera, Bitter Sweet Symphony (via feellng)

majesty:

if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today